Category: Storytime with Kentucky Blue Clay

Remember back when you were in school and your teacher didn’t feel like teaching so you got to watch a movie that day? Spoiler alert: Ms. Johnson was suuuuper hungover that day. Today’s lesson...

Do you hear that? No, you don’t! And it’s marvelous! Classes are out for the summer, and the PNU campus has fallen into blissful silence. No more students begging for extra credit. No more...

School’s almost out for the year, and I am neck deep in papers that need grading, and I’m pretty sure I accidentally left my T.A. somewhere in the temples of El Dorado. Hey, I...

Sorry! Sorry, everybody! I know this was supposed to be up yesterday, but I got so caught up in the April Fools’ Day Festivities, what with all the whoopie cushions and joy buzzers and...

Happy New Y—whoa! Your old pal Kentucky Blue Clay seems to have overshot the mark a little bit here. Oops! Sorry about that, folks. Hey, don’t think of it as an “unexplained absence”. Let’s...

Hey everybody! Give me one more minute here. I forgot all about the Brotherhood’s annual Secret Santa exchange, and I’m kind of scrambling. I drew Anti-Tank Sally this year too, so forgetting is not a...

I know, I know! I’m supposed to have a fun and festive story for you guys today! And it’s coming, I promise! But the thing is, I was up all night setting up a prank...

October’s over. I’m crashing hard from my candy high, my clocks are cranked back for no particular reason, and the gray skies have settled over the Pacific Northwest for the duration. I don’t know...

Happy October, boys and girls! The sun’s setting earlier and earlier, the leaves and the mercury are dropping with increasing speed, and every possible form of edible or inedible material is suddenly “Pumpkin Spice”...

Classes are back in session at Pacific Northwest University, and you know what that means. Students! Students with questions. Questions that I’m supposed to have answers to, despite the fact that the subject I...